Well we are just not going to mention last week

So as you followers may have noticed... I have not said anything on this blog for a little over a week now. I have been a bad bad boy and I would like to change that... also wouldn't not mind going to a room with the lovely lady in the picture and no I did not know she was even holding a handkerchief.

So seriously I have not updated this thing at all and that is terrible because I know that everyone misses my funny stuff, lines, and the fact that they are closer to me when they are reading this blog than when we are coming very close to having sex on the Turtle dance floor. Thinking of that I am so very sure that people have had sex on the Turtle dance floor, whether is be by accident because of the crowd or because they have had one too many cheap drinks and just can't wait to get home, can't argue with the moment striking during "Don't Stop Believing". One of these girls will probably end up on 16 and Pregnant but may be a little too young if she was in turtle cause after all we know who Turtle lets in. I mean it is 16 and Pregnant not 14, pregnant, and drunk. Although a show like that, minus the poor morals, the fact that a 14 year old is pregnant, and the fact that the child would probably be a demon baby, would be probably fun to watch.

So now that that is over, last week was fun had a great time doing whatever I was doing. Looking forward to a good weekend of drinking in excess of course. I have determined that I tend to hit a wall full force, with my face, when drinking now. There does not seem to be much more of a tipsy level and I just seem to jump off and hit party time. This is probably because I try to consume 7 beers in an hour and my body does not have enough time to adjust to the crazy amounts of booze I just put into it.

I will seriously try and update more because I like to think I am an important person who really needs to get his voice out there because you need to be entertained. I could go on longer but I think starting tomorrow I will once again try to update about my day and life, because you care a lot. I will leave you with telling you what my plans are tonight. I plan on eating some food, watching some Glee, and getting ready for the fact that tomorrow night will be the start of my weekend and drinking time. Please do not make fun of me for Glee because I know that you would like it because you have a soul, anyone who doesn't like it probably does not have a soul, like the daemon baby... daemon baby does not like Glee...

22 days people live them up!